Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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