just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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