I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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