it hurts more in the daytime
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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