Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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