my soul wont recognize me after tonight
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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