People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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