love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
