I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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