ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
i need some magic done to my vagina
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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