Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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