Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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