...so i touched it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I am available for nakedness
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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