i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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