idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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