giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
only you would photoshop your dick
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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