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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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