woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
