is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
