JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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