Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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