it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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