I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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