That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's never too late to be topless.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
being pregnant is like rehab
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
