using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize