I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
wow bdsm is so cute
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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