what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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