i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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