She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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