Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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