wat bout pragnant strippers??
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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