fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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