If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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