i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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