i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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