when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
How external is "for external use only"?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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