He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
only if we run a train.
done.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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