thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
