i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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