D3 body, D1 cock
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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