dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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