you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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