I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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