i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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