You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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