Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
