people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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