i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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