think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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