I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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