i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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