she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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