11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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