This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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